{"id":924,"date":"2013-11-22T20:47:23","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T01:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=924"},"modified":"2013-11-22T20:47:23","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T01:47:23","slug":"i-run-the-sheet-slitter-shoe-shaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/?p=924","title":{"rendered":"I run the Sheet Slitter Shoe Shaper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today I was thinking the usual Friday afternoon<br \/>\nthoughts of&#8230;world domination, custom made throne,<br \/>\nconcubines and all the trappings befitting of a mentally<br \/>\nchallenged, middle aged man with a yen for fame and fortune.<br \/>\nThen the guy in the car in back of me laid on his horn<br \/>\nand I snapped out of it.<br \/>\nI wonder if The Brain ever gets honked at in traffic.<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eIu4fP4fOHE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Probably not.    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today I was thinking the usual Friday afternoon thoughts of&#8230;world domination, custom made throne, concubines and all the trappings befitting of a mentally challenged, middle aged man with a yen for fame and fortune. Then the guy in the car in back of me laid on his horn and I snapped out of it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":925,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions\/925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comedy101radio.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}