I am feeling a bit crazed this week.
Napolean the XIV with a look at insanity, jealousy and
wearing white after Labor Day.
A certifiable classic by Jerry Samuels…
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Dusting the Propeller on My Beanie!

Now I Have a Machine Gun
The barefoot fat guy somehow managed to steal a gun from
a battle hardened criminal (yeah…sure) and the jealousy
kicks into high gear.
Severus Snape tries to set things straight but the ballerina
is green with envy and refuses to unbunch his panties.
Meanwhile the aforementioned pudgy action hero will
probably find work in yet another Sylvester Stallone
human growth hormone fueled fight flick coming to a
theater near you.
Right after he pawns the dead guys shoes, buys a bus ticket
and heads to Hollywood of course…
Fatter Than a Speeding Bullet Train!

Crazy Makes You Crazy
A Christopher Titus look at crazy relationships and the
people who love them.
Jealousy can certainly be a powerful negative force.
Proceed with caution if your loved one is inclined
to be a bit on the possessive side, stay out of the malls…
Hey, That’s MY Ovum!

It’s Great to Be Unemployed
The Ziggens with a humorous look at pre-poverty.
In this day and age if you don’t have a job you better
have a rich uncle that lies you a LOT.
Some great lines here, even if they are snarky…
Killing Time
A curve ball from our friends at The Coalition of Unified Men.
Jonesee better keep his guard up…
Jar of Strained Peas Gets a Pack of Smokes

In Defense of Lying
A pretty funny piece by Jim Gaffigan.
He has gotten a lot better with age, his flow is
much better and his material has vastly improved.
And he wasn’t too shabby to begin with.
Some nice lines here…
