The barefoot fat guy somehow managed to steal a gun from
a battle hardened criminal (yeah…sure) and the jealousy
kicks into high gear.
Severus Snape tries to set things straight but the ballerina
is green with envy and refuses to unbunch his panties.
Meanwhile the aforementioned pudgy action hero will
probably find work in yet another Sylvester Stallone
human growth hormone fueled fight flick coming to a
theater near you.
Right after he pawns the dead guys shoes, buys a bus ticket
and heads to Hollywood of course…