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Kill the Dog Next Door

The Arrogant Worms with a tale of canine woe.
I have noticed over the years that the smaller
the dog the larger the attitude.
Large dog…nice.
Small dog…Butt Nugget Doggo from Hell!
Not set in stone, but I have noticed this
enough in life to make a mental note of it.
Apparently I am not the only one…


Guards!

Make Sure He Doesn’t Leave the Room!
One of the most quoted Monty Python scenes ever.
And THAT is saying a LOT.
I cannot express the amount of talent those folks
had at the peak of their fame, the writing alone
was heads and shoulders above anyone else.
As good as the scripts were the acting was
something else.
One of the Top Three best comedy flicks of all time.
She has HUGE…tracts of land…


Girl’s Night!

Pete Lee likes body wash.
Not the large, gangly poofy thing, just the wash.
You HAVE to draw the line somewhere.
Even his cat knows that.
Pete’s getting better with age, he keeps them
laughing in the seats, gotta love it.
Some good lines here…


Comin’ Back for More

C.W. McCall had a few minor hits back in the 1970’s during
the CB Radio phase, he put out a couple of decent novelty
tunes that received a bit of airplay.
This is a piece he performed about a rather infamous
figure who made the news back in 1874 for chewing on a
few of his companions that had hired him as a guide to
take them through the Colorado mountains during a very
harsh Winter.
Al was the only survivor of a failed mining mission, he ate
the prospectors who had hired him as a guide when they
had run out of food.
C.W. takes a whole lot of liberties with the actual facts of the
story but he has fun with it…


Lifeboat

A classic “lost at sea sketch” by the masters.
Gotta love the way this thing starts off.
“We’re Done For!” is a phrase I have uttered
many times over the last several years.
Superb stuff this…