Christian Finnegan with a breakdown of just about every
fireworks display you’ve ever attended.
Mr. Finnegan is a pretty good stand-up comedian, not
always hitting on all eight cylinders but even when he’s
off he is still better than most.
This does have a few moments of profanity but not at all
gratuitous, still might be better to bundle grandpa up in an
old army canvas and stick him under the porch til it’s done.
How hot is it, Christian?

An Independence Day Show.
You know…The Fourth of July!
The time of year where we shoot Roman Candles at the
cook when he takes too long to pull burgers off the grill.
I managed to get a few blocks in as well as the usual
festivities connected to the holiday.
Stan Freberg is a god, there’s just no other way of
putting it, playing this guy on the air is a must do.
His talents were vast, he started off in the golden age of radio
honing his skills as a voice over artist and producer.
Later in life he created award winning television
commercials with a sense of humor.
He could write and create wonderful music, adding some
much heralded songs to his comedy sketches.
I do so enjoy playing the gods.
I should do a god show…Freberg, Lehrer, Carlin, Newhart
and a bunch of others.
Johnny lost a few digits, and then some.
Tom Wilson still doesn’t care.
Hank Thompson does a Percy French piece written in the
late 1800’s, and he does a great job of it.
Lots of fireworks, scads of them actually.
Clothing Block.
Just kill me now.
Rhett and Link with a classic that I will post this weekend.
I chose this week to unfurl Earl the Squirrel.
If that seems mildly profane then so be it.
It felt good, it must have been right.
Baby Block.
Yes, another one.
There must be something wrong with me.
Some of Stan Freberg’s stuff is superb!
Must be heard before you die material.
Greg Giraldo gets the perch this week.
Onward and upwards…

Wakko’s America- The Animaniacs
The Sale of Manhattan- Stan Freberg
Cars- Tim Young (s-up)
Ten-Finger Johnny- Paul & Storm
Jerold- Tim Biancalana
Lazy Eye- Tyler Boeh (s-up)
I Don’t Care- Tom Wilson
The Boston Tea Party- Stan Freberg
Fireworks in Tennessee- Tim Wilson (s-up)
Abdul Abulbul Amir- Hank Thompson & The Brazos Valley Boys
Tom the Woodcutter- Robbie Benoit
Clothes- Michael Somerville (s-up)
Curly’s Pants- Corky & The Juice Pigs
Ugly Man’s Clothing- Stevens and Grdnic
Fireworks are Lame- Christian Finnegan (s-up)
Take Stuff from Work- King Missile
Declaration of Independence- Stan Freberg
Baseball/Football- George Carlin (s-up)
Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame= Rhett and Link
Nails- The Look People
Infomercials- Jake Johannsen (s-up)
Earl the Squirrel- Kenny Young & The Eggplants
The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere- Stand Freberg
Young Kids- Juston McKinney (s-up)
Carol- Tom Cool
Goofy Golf- Mack and Jamie
Baby Jokes- Tommy Johnagin (s-up)
The Baby Song- Sean Morey
Baby Trader- Brooks and Fraser
M&Ms and Bugles- Robert Hawkins (s-up)
Alimony- The Old Dogs
Betsy Ross and the Flag- Stan Freberg
Bigotry and Hatred- Rita Rudner (s-up)
Americans- Corky & the Juice Pigs
The Discovery of Electricity- Stan Freberg
Civil War Again- Kathleen Madigan (s-up)
I (Don’t Know How to) Party- Jim’s Big Ego
Rockbottoms- D.J. Hazard
Homeless- Greg Giraldo (s-up)

This is MY favorite Summer tune of all time!
Kenny Young and the Eggplants with a classic.
He’s not a Spice Squirrel, let the banners unfurl.
This song makes me want to swim out to the raft
and push all the little kids off it.
Does that make me a bad person?
I certainly hope so…

A funny slice of the idiocy known as Homer Simpson.
I’d probably go with tossing the thing out the kitchen
window, but that’s just me.
Keith Moon would have gone for the toilet bowl.
Ted Kaczynski would have mailed it to someone.
To each his own.
On the bright side, Marge is in for a fun night…

Juston McKinney with a funny look at what some parents
think they want to do but should not.
I can relate to Juston, there would be snow days in June
If I was the teacher.
Good stuff…