Otherwise known as the Male Chauvinist National Anthem.
Written by Shel Silverstein in the early 70’s this little ditty
has been covered by many artists over the years.
It most certainly is NOT to be taken seriously.
This is parody at its finest.
No women were harmed in the making of this recording.
I’ll bet a lot of men were though, especially when they got home…

Mr. T (pity the fool!) and the A Team couldn’t
make it, so the B Team was called.
You certainly get what you pay for.
Could be worse, they could have gotten midgets…

A smart and very funny piece by David Crowe.
David is a damned good stand-up comedian, one
of the better ones on the circuit.
He makes some great points here, and funny
as well…

I say this a lot when I post the playlists but this weeks was a
pretty interesting show, for a lot of reasons.
The Man with Massive Toenails is a very welcome throwback
to a time when you could write a comedy song about damned
near anything…massive toenails?!
A classic by Rowan Atkinson, a piece as smart as they come.
Norman and Melissa with a superb parody of the Max Ehrmann masterpiece written in the early 1900’s.
An Outcast block (sorta).
The Undertaker, the infamous Monty Python television show sketch.
They got the whole audience to participate in it with mock outrage,
not informing the audience watching at home was pure genius.
Party block with Brian Regan leading the way.
Cold block, with a REALLY cold non-humorous piece at the end by
Celestial Navigations and the late, great Geoffrey Lewis.
It is most certainly NOT funny, but I play it from time to time with
the philosophy in mind that to truly appreciate beauty one must
know what ugly is…that piece evokes many strong emotions, all of
which are decidedly not positive, with just the smallest glimmer of
hope to propel you forward.
Contrast, my friends, it’s all in the contrast.
I threw a parody in there of a classic song that is not what it seems
to be at all, it seems romantic until you break it all down.
June Carter with a very forced country twang.
Cy Amundson gets the top spot with a superb piece of stand-up.
Onward and that-a-way…

The Man with Massive Toenails- Chuck Lucky & the Gentlemen of Leisure
Randee: Basic Safety- Ducks Breath Mystery Theater
Sharks- Henry Cho (s-up)
Let’s Talk Dirty in Hawaiian- John Prine
Reign of Error- Sudden Death
Golfing- Paul Nardizzi (s-up)
Green- The Pheromones
The Devil- Rowan Atkinson
Keep Portland Weird- Tyler Boeh (s-up)
Deteriorata- Norman Rose & Melissa Manchester
Crazy Sammy’s Discount Store- The Vestibules
Plane Talk- Steve McGrew (s-up)
Fred- Rodney Carrington
Undertaker- Monty Python
Donuts & Marriage- Andy Hendrickson (s-up)
At the Mall- The Air Pirates
Crapco Gene Splicer- The American Comedy Network
Movies and Parties- Brian Regan (s-up)
Wasn’t That a Party- The Rovers
Sign Me Up!- Synaptic Anarchy Playhouse
Horrible Thoughts- Dan Cummins (s-up)
I’m the Urban Spaceman- Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Captain Greg- Corky & the Juice Pigs
Minnesota is Cold- Tommy Rhyman (s-up)
Baby, It’s Cold Outside- Homer and Jethro w/June Carter
Ice- Celestial Navigations
Realistic Barbie- Diane Ford (s-up)
My Kid- Eli Braden
Boobs-a-Lot- The Holy Modal Rounders
Bears and Bikers- Cy Amundson (s-up)

Faust and Lewis with an alcoholics look at boating.
Or maybe a boaters look at drinking heavily.
Perspective is everything…

Another hilarious moment with Frank Drebin.
The late, great Leslie Nielsen was a perfect fit
for this character, nobody could have done it
better than he.
From the classic 1991 flick.
This scene is hilarious, lots of sight gags and
funny lines…