Monthly Archives: February 2018

Bob the Builder

Josh Sneed is a pretty good stand-up comedian!
I do love most of his comedy but sometimes he gets
rather dark and irreverent, and not just a little.
He is clever and has great observations, I post and
play him as much as I can.
This is a nice piece about children’s television
programming, and what he doesn’t like about it…

Day 12, the Health Blight Continues

If I wasn’t so @#$%^& sick I’d hit something!
As it is I couldn’t hit my face with a ping pong paddle.
I finally got to see a health practitioner, after many
agonizing days of trying to get in.
They did the usual flu test, inserting what looked like
a rather large (several feet long) thick cable, which I
firmly believe was once used to hold a bridge in suspension,
up my nose, to get a sample that they could test.
She said it “might” tickle.
It certainly did, when it popped out of my backside I just
laughed and laughed.
The test came back negative for the flu, which normally
would have buoyed my spirits, but instead of sending a
smiling jovial nurse to bring me the news, they slid the results
under the door, and when I went to leave I noticed they
were all wearing Hazmat suits and carrying flame throwers.
I took the hint and shuffled back to the car, somewhat
happy that I didn’t have the dreaded flu.
I’m not sure if I should be concerned but my head fell off
on the ride home.
I’ll be back soon, I hope…

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Again…Too Sick to Post!

I spelled the word “Again” wrong three times before I
got it right, time for me to rest my friends!
I’ve got a couple of problems that copious amounts
of prescriptions, lots of bed rest, and a long rope
with a noose at the end MIGHT fix.
I actually used an Oxford Comma, I must be delirious…

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Death Star Yo Momma

This is the real reason The Mean Little Pepper Shaker
body slammed Palpatine into the power thingy!
Don’t mess with the Lukester, yeah he gets his head
blown off in The Kingsman but he kinda deserved it.
I thought the light saber joke wasn’t too bad myself…