The Arrogant Worms with an ode to mystery meat
as served in an old balloon.
The particle board of meat indeed.
Some great lines here…

Ze Frank with a homage to those without a backbone.
Smart as a whip and twice as slippery, the octopus
has been known to, sell before the market crashes,
use coupons at the grocery store, and wash its hands
after using the facilities.
The perfect life form were it not for the fact the it
almost never tips, even after a great meal.
Incapable of running at high speeds due to its
eight testicles, the common octopus must use
alternative modes of escape should it
feel the need to flee an enemy.
Uber, a skate board or, in some cases, a rider lawn
mower are favorite modes of transportation when
in trouble.
No truth to the rumor that it shouts out “So long
suckers!” when it loses an arm…

Adam Ferrara with a great piece off of his newest
recording “Unconditional”, released just a year ago.
He’s a not a big fan of lawyers, can’t say I blame him.
Some good lines here…

I used to get lots of requests on the show for this song.
One day a janitor called me and said he was offended.
We talked for a while and eventually admitted that he
did like the tune but it was a bit demeaning to the
average custodian.
He called in regularly after that, my nickname for him
was Groundskeeper Willy.
He took it in stride, great sense of humor.
I wonder if has a power buffer?
🙂

The Frantics are one of the finest comedy troupes
this world has ever seen.
Seriously, on par with Monty Python, just not as prolific.
I’ve seen them live and brag about it daily.
They’re a smart bunch, this piece spotlights what they
can do in the cerebral department.
I don’t think I’ll ever see a better group of sketch comedians
If I live to be C…