Ze Frank with a homage to those without a backbone.
Smart as a whip and twice as slippery, the octopus
has been known to, sell before the market crashes,
use coupons at the grocery store, and wash its hands
after using the facilities.
The perfect life form were it not for the fact the it
almost never tips, even after a great meal.
Incapable of running at high speeds due to its
eight testicles, the common octopus must use
alternative modes of escape should it
feel the need to flee an enemy.
Uber, a skate board or, in some cases, a rider lawn
mower are favorite modes of transportation when
in trouble.
No truth to the rumor that it shouts out “So long
suckers!” when it loses an arm…