Monthly Archives: October 2019

Bedtime

Michael Somerville with a funny set on sleeping.
The audience was a bit sleepy as well.
He’s a great stand-up comedian, always consistent
and good for a laugh.
He makes some great points here…



Seamless: No Human

A great little parody from The Bilderbergers.
These folks have it down, a good source for
satire and parody like no other.
There are days when I too avoid human
interaction like the plague.
Mondays usually.
Other days of the week can also be considered.
Depends on my frame of mind…


Mood Swings

This is a humorous one from Tommy Johnagin.
He is correct, men have no such defense.
Nothing whatsoever to blame our grumpiness on.
Except for the fact that we live with women who
have mood swings.
Seems to be a circular thing.
This was discussed quite thoroughly in Anton Dafuq’s
ground breaking research paper on this topic.
Anton turned out to be correct in his assessment that
woman cannot help being crabby and that men cannot
help being attracted to crabby women, providing of course
that other attributes come into play here.
His theory is considered to be the definitive conclusion
on such matters , so much so that whenever I am caught
up in this dilemma I find myself muttering his last name
under my breath…



State Fair Woman

Larry Weaver with an ode to state fairs and the women who eat them.
Let’s see if we have everything…
Lazy eye…Check!
Most of her teeth…Check!
Dixie Chick T-shirt…Check!
Bangs you could nest pelicans in…@#$% Yes!
One “girl of your dreams” coming right up…