This is a humorous one from Tommy Johnagin.
He is correct, men have no such defense.
Nothing whatsoever to blame our grumpiness on.
Except for the fact that we live with women who
have mood swings.
Seems to be a circular thing.
This was discussed quite thoroughly in Anton Dafuq’s
ground breaking research paper on this topic.
Anton turned out to be correct in his assessment that
woman cannot help being crabby and that men cannot
help being attracted to crabby women, providing of course
that other attributes come into play here.
His theory is considered to be the definitive conclusion
on such matters , so much so that whenever I am caught
up in this dilemma I find myself muttering his last name
under my breath…