Monthly Archives: September 2022

A Cassette?

There are people out there that have no idea what a cassette is.
I grew up with Eight-Tracks for crying out loud.
Please don’t tell anyone.
John Heffron can be a great stand-up comedian, when he has a
good crowd the sky is the limit.
John has the snark down pat…


Now I Have a Machine Gun

The barefoot fat guy somehow managed to steal a gun from
a battle hardened criminal (yeah…sure) and the jealousy
kicks into high gear.
Severus Snape tries to set things straight but the ballerina
is green with envy and refuses to unbunch his panties.
Meanwhile the aforementioned pudgy action hero will
probably find work in yet another Sylvester Stallone
human growth hormone fueled fight flick coming to a
theater near you.
Right after he pawns the dead guys shoes, buys a bus ticket
and heads to Hollywood of course…