The late, great Tim Wilson with some stand-up
perfect for the occasion!
I myself have many tales of Fireworks Insanity.
I used to sell them, black market style, to a
rather large list of clients that I built up
over several years.
I knew all of the different types of rockets,
firecrackers, ground displays, floral comets,
and the rest.
My displays were legendary.
If I had a nickle for every time I got babies
to cry, women to shriek, and guys to hit the
ground and cover their heads I’d be a very
wealthy man today.
Fun times indeed…