The Fools with an upbeat little ditty about barn dancing,
courting your favorite gal, and death!
Not really in that order, it matters not.
Mike Girard has what it takes, a cool singing style
and some superb tiger print underpants.
I kid you not, I interviewed the band a while back
and that’s how he was dressed.
Just underpants, nothing else.
It was a hoot, we were eating from a bucket of
hot chicken wings and loving every minute of it!
Gotta love this band…