Pumpkin Pie

You Suck at Cooking with a seasonal Num-Num that
will have you drooling like a lawn sprinkler!
I do so like pumpkin pie.
Once, long ago, I ate a whole one by myself.
My car, the house, our dog, where I work…all
smelled of the mighty orange orb after a week
of emitting noxious clouds of pumpkin.
Probably shouldn’t have washed it down with Egg-Nog…

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