Based loosely on a true story, Ed’s Redeeming Qualities
with a chilling tale of parental abuse and drunken debauchery.
No, not really, it’s basically a song of overreaction and
common sense when it comes to consumer products.
Apparently a few years back a little girl was seriously injured
when an errant lawn dart struck her, this brought about serious
changes in some product safety laws, with the ban on the
aforementioned lawn projectile being the result.
It was actually a pretty fun game, kind of a variation on
horse shoes and pub darts…