This piece spotlights the absurdity known as
the Star Wars series.
I understand its significance in the scheme of things
so I can’t outright savage the franchise, but I never
could embrace the terrible acting, huge plot holes,
and the !@#$%^& merchandising!
It may have been that last thing that killed it for me.
No, I do NOT want a Boba Fett coffee mug!
As I was saying, this is a smart piece, watch it then
go get a massage…