Heywood Banks with a learned look at
those large scary things that used to roam
the earth.
They died off due to inadequate health care,
poor crisis management skills, and the
ravages of alcohol.
Apparently when they learned of the impending
asteroid collisions on CNN they panicked and
hit the bottle hard.
Had they only waited a bit, invested heavily in
oil futures (duh!), and bought up Apple stock
they could have ridden out the storm.