A particularly vibrant episode of YSAC complete with
anti-roommate overtones and all the resentful humor
that goes with it.
He has lived the college experience and survived to tell
the tale.
Some great ideas here, I’m not a huge Ramen Noodle fan
myself but I can understand why people would eat it.
Broke, not a cent in the bank, nothing in the couch
cushions either, you spent all you had on cheap beer
for last nights party and the only change you can find is
at the bottom of the recently installed “Please give Jack a
new liver!” wishing well at the local Walmart.
Which is really convenient, while you’re there you can
go through the dumpster right outside the produce section
for the other things you’ll need for ingredients.
Lest you think I’m a cad, “Jack” is the Walmart Auto Care
manager, he’s 57 and he drinks like it’s illegal to be sober.
Besides, when I’m 57 and the Auto Care manager at Wally
World and It’s MY turn for desperate life saving methods
I will understand.
Really, I will…