The Kathleen Madigan classic that we all know and love.
She has a way with a story, I could listen to her comedy
all day long, and have more than once.
She varies this joke a bit, like Carlin in that aspect.
One bit of blue towards the end, if the hamster is
allergic to profanity you may want to cover his ears.
I recommend a large fluffy pillow, held in place with a
manhole cover…