Andrew Norelli with a humorous look at
low level guy shopping.
Must be stated that way due to the
woosification factor inherent within.
I speak from experience, I detest shopping
with the power of a thousand suns.
The moment I enter a store my mind goes
completely south.
My response is to lower my head, grit my teeth
and slam, cranium first, into any of the mall cops
that happen to be walking by.
If I hear one more judge say “You again?!” I’m
gonna lose it…