Tommy Ryman is in Lament Mode.
Apparently he has furniture that is trying to do him in.
I never had any issues with tables, chairs and the like
but I went through a time when I’d wake up every
morning with a pillow firmly covering my face.
Woke up gagging and gasping for air, it was terrible.
When I asked the wife if she had noticed anything
odd going on when I slept she just shrugged her
shoulders and said “Nothing that can be proven in court!”
She has my back.
Some great lines here…