Come To Australia!
Otherwise known as the Australian Tourism Song.
As sung by Scared Weird Little Guys.
I really love Australia, I have never been there but
the reputation and history of that country is really
fascinating to me.
The men are tough, and the woman are tougher.
And from what I understand the different ways
you can die there are quite legendary.
Don’t even talk to me about the Redback Spider!
Please forgive, I’m having an Aussie moment…