Mike Phirman is haunted by meat.
I can think of many a grand punchline to
fit that but I will refrain.
I’m a vegetarian myself, I can certainly
relate to the haunting part of the equation.
When I quit eating meat all I could smell was
Burger King, McDonalds, Wendy’s and the rest
just wafting into my nostrils from far away.
It ain’t fair I tell ya…