Nate Bargatze has implicit instructions not to make thick,
creamy milkshakes for his newborn.
Something about their skulls not being totally formed yet,
and if they ever get an ice cream headache it could kill them.
I would imagine that would rule out sundaes, frappes, banana
splits, double scoops in a sugar cone, and soft serve as well.
How about freeze pops?
Anybody out there hear of any Death by Freeze Pop episodes?
That would be cool…