Growing up I wanted to be an astronaut.
My parents told me that because I was a
problem child NASA would never take me.
Apparently giving Atomic Wedgies to total
strangers that you meet on the street is
frowned upon.
Then my goal was to be a fireman.
That didn’t pan out either, I love starting fires
and watching things burn and I hate Chili.
I settled on being an ice cream man!
After watching this guy in action I’m glad
that I didn’t choose that career…