This is a classic piece by Kyle Kinane.
I love to play it on the show, it’s dark, irreverent
and very funny, albeit a bit profane.
A couple of naughty words that might make
Grandma spit out her brand new teeth but
they’ll taste better when she pops ’em back in.
Unless they end up in the catbox.
Tell her they smell like that because you just
brushed ’em.
She’s old, she just might buy it…