Red Green is the type of guy that when you first hear him
you think “smart as a whip, and twice as funny!”
After repeated viewing you start to think “Funny as a whip,
and twice as smart!”.
Which makes no sense at all until you realize you’ve gone
to him for advice and solace because you’re a married man
and you lost all your senses the day you said “I do!”.
He’s pulling for you, and that’s all that really matters.
Keep your stick on the ice…