Jim Gaffigan with a look at indoor communal bathing.
Yeah, I know some folks call it a swimming pool.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
About that kid with the goofy grin you’re standing next
to in the shallow end, he’s smiling because he just peed!
All his friends did too, that’s why your legs are boiling.
Not to fret, you can return the favor, they left all their
towels by the chairs, have another lemonade first…