David Crowe with a lesson on how to bring down a large Grizzly
with nothing more than a couple of David Gilmour concert tickets
and a really big burlap bag.
It’s all in the delivery.
First you toss the immense killing machine the tickets, the bear will be
ecstatic as Hell, you may even bring a tear to eye because as everyone
knows they just LOVE a pure blues man that can deliver a slow and easy
soul reaching solo.
While the bear is preoccupied with the awesome gift, you simply sneak
up behind him, stuff his furry self into the sack, and you’re done!
I’ve worked this all out on paper, should be a go…