Nick Griffin with a great comedic effort to warn people
off of the face clawing liquids that are everywhere.
I get seriously ramped up on orange pekoe tea, I’m not
going NEAR a can of that stuff!
Some good lines here…

Some really interesting stand-up comedy this week.
John Wing is really good, cerebral with a touch of snark.
Kurt Weitzmann with a great comedy sketch (a dying art).
I went with some tried and true blocks…everybody can
relate to family dysfunction…mental instability…Babies…
eating…the usual human conditions to poke fun at.
Constable Kant says “Hello!”
Kyle Kinane kills.
Henry Phillips can sing like an angel.
We have a Certified Guitar Player in the line-up tonight!
Onward and upward…

Granny’s Milk Cartons- Mike Cross
The Hostage- Kurt Weitzmann
Insecurity- Joe Matarese (s-up)
I Live in a Split Level Head- Napolean XVI
Prison Vision- The Royal Canadian Air Farce
Animal Evolution- Kellen Erskine (s-up)
The Uptown Poker Club- Jerry Reed
MacGregor’s Kilts- The Dead Alewives
Crooked Finger- David Crowe (s-up)
The Horrible Movie Song- The Four Postmen
Al’s Defective Gun Shop- Laughing Hyena
Energy Drinks- Nick Griffin (s-up)
Cicada Serenade- The Pheromones
Dysfuntional Breakfast- Phil Hartman
Son and Daughter- Rodney Dangerfield (s-up)
A Real Man Like Mom- Howard Letovsky
Pop’s Place- Jim Terr
Morning Person- Jim Gaffigan (s-up)
Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle- Logan Whitehurst
My Husband- National Lampoon
Crosswalk- Robert Hawkins (s-up)
Ramblin’ and Wanderin’- Space Ghost
Cryo-Care- Synaptic Anarchy Playhouse
Baby Jokes- Tommy Johnagin (s-up)
The Baby Song- Sean Morey
Your Brain on Drugs- Harry Shearer
Hunting and Roller Coasters- Steve Macone (s-up)
The NASCAR Song- Steve Goodie
The Sunscreen Marketing Board Presents- Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
First Impressions- Richard Jeni (s-up)
Bike Stop- MC Mr. Napkins
Crunchy Frog- Monty Python
All You Can Eat- Kevin Meaney (s-up)
Diet Song- Shel Silverstein
Pulp- National Lampoon
Southern Living- Diane Ford (s-up)
Bird Bathroom- The Surf Punks
The Funeral Home Commercial- Mark Eddie
Drinking, Pot, and Working Out- Greg Giraldo (s-up)
On the Shoulders of Freaks- Henry Phillips
Pants- John Bartles
Comedy is Better Than Sex- John Wing (s-up)
Big Bamboo- Lazy Boy
Succumb to the Nonexistent Threat- Kyle Kinane (s-up)

This Dairy Has ‘tude…

It’s after Memorial Day, I am officially pining for Summer,
the beach, sand between my toes, and the smell of a warm kayak.
Seriously…wants it…no delays.
The Surf Punks with a tune about all those things, and more.
The visuals, even with the bird poop, are enough to make me drool…

Otherwise known as the “Trade Description Act” sketch.
A Monty Python classic from their 1976 “Live at the City
Center” recording.
The constable’s name changes from time to time but the
skit structure is a consistent source of chuckles.
When I hear this piece I think of the late, great Terry Jones.
This skit is what makes Monty Python so special, it’s off
the wall, very creative, dark and slightly insane.
That happens to be exactly what was printed under my
picture in my high school yearbook…

John Heffron with some childhood reflection.
My parental units were always working, I played out side
from sunrise to sunset, January to December, breaking
only for certain holidays.
I enjoyed myself immensely.
Please don’t tell anyone…