
Become One with the Nothing


Cheech and Chong with a life’s lesson.
Always check your messages in a timely fashion!
Missed opportunities are the cause of many regrets.
I’d like to be the judge of that…

Another great example of what this guy can do.
He’s a pretty polished performer, possessing a
twisted sense of humor, deft hand moves, and a
really cool stage presence.
It’s longer than most of my posts but it is a good
thirteen minutes of your time spent.
Do not try this at home…

Tim Young with a funny set on having a shallow gene pool.
We all have a bit of redneck in us, some more than others.
Much more.
Not to worry, easily treatable with education, enlightenment,
and copious sponge baths.
Not tight, not white, not right…

I had to throw in a state fair piece, that’s wrapping up
around these parts this week, no more until next year.
A dog block with an insanity one as well.
I just had to.
Got a bit dark.
Film at eleven.
State Fair Woman- Larry Weaver
Meat-O-Matic- Late Show
Father Didn’t Like Me- Stewart Francis (s-up)
Carol- Tom Cool
Kids- Tim Young (s-up)
I Think It’s Gonna Be a Great Day- Sean Morey
Someone Ate the Baby- Shel Silverstein
Jacked- Pete Lee (s-up)
Coffee Gets You Going- Manny Cardoza
Still Your Friends at Vedco- Mack and Jamie
Arguments- John Heffron (s-up)
The Horrible Movie Song- The Four Postmen
Final Demands- Not the 9:00 News
Sleep- Michael Somerville (s-up)
Prison Dance- Lorne Elliott
Cliche Heaven- Ken Nordine
Big Families Small Families- Kathleen Madigan (s-up)
White Trash Girlfriend- J Chris Newberg
Class Discussion- Travesty Ltd.
Baby Daddy- Josh Sneed (s-up)
Let’s Talk Dirty in Hawaiian- John Prine
Burger Wars- Ducks Breath Mystery Theater
My Three Favorite Colors- Drew Hastings (s-up)
Celtic Lovesong- The Cowards
Cotton Swabs- The Congress of Wonders
Childhood- Andrew Norelli (s-up)
Robots are Coming- The Android Sisters
I’m Not Home Right Now- Cheech and Chong
Organic Bison- Adam Ferrara (s-up)
Since You ate My Dog- Dave Kinne
Fido Meal- Stevens and Grdnic
Old People Tequila- Steve McGrew (s-up)
I Am a Thoughtful Guy- Rhett and Link
Nads- DJ Hazard
Making a Baby- Shane Mauss (s-up)
I Live in a Split Level Head- Napolean XIV
Mental Health Hotline- Spanky
Crazy People- Dov Davidoff (s-up)
It’s a Real World After All- Duck Logic
Art Snob- The Firesign Theatre
Sexuality- Jake Johannsen (s-up)
Slightly Irresponsible- Jon Lajoie
Handicapped- Daniel Tosh (s-up)

Brak sings his heart out on this one.
Okay, I jest, he warbles the @#$% out of it
and this is in no way “sung”, at least not
in the traditional sense.
To be kind I’ll call it a “performance”.
He gets extra points for his appreciation
of those much aligned protector of lug nuts.
That sounds almost omnipotent.
Going on my grave stone “He was a solemn
protector of lug nuts everywhere!”
I have entirely too much time on my hands…
