This is a humorous one from Tommy Johnagin.
He is correct, men have no such defense.
Nothing whatsoever to blame our grumpiness on.
Except for the fact that we live with women who
have mood swings.
Seems to be a circular thing.
This was discussed quite thoroughly in Anton Dafuq’s
ground breaking research paper on this topic.
Anton turned out to be correct in his assessment that
woman cannot help being crabby and that men cannot
help being attracted to crabby women, providing of course
that other attributes come into play here.
His theory is considered to be the definitive conclusion
on such matters , so much so that whenever I am caught
up in this dilemma I find myself muttering his last name
under my breath…

Larry Weaver with an ode to state fairs and the women who eat them.
Let’s see if we have everything…
Lazy eye…Check!
Most of her teeth…Check!
Dixie Chick T-shirt…Check!
Bangs you could nest pelicans in…@#$% Yes!
One “girl of your dreams” coming right up…

A day in the life of some D.C. bad guys.
The behind the scenes stuff you never see.
And never really cared about, until now.
Darkseid is a Starbucks regular apparently.
Grodd seems much more sympathetic than
I would have given him credit for…

This is a great piece by John Mulaney, spotlighting
the days when he drank too much and why he had to stop.
I consider this to be classic Mulaney material, love to
play it on the show.
Moderation is key in life…