Skiing

John Pinette no longer drinks tequila for two very good reasons.
It makes him ski, and he passed away ten years ago.
As I stated, two very good reasons.
This is a very funny bit, a classic really…

I Wish I Were…

A wishful tune as performed by The Four Postmen.
Everyone wants to be someone else at some point in life.
Maybe a superhero, or a star athlete, the ice cream man
for some of us.
I always wanted to be that guy at the town dump with
three fingers on one hand, a glass eye, and an odor
that can best be described as “interesting!”.
He might not be a babe magnet but he don’t care…


Food

Michael Somerville with a thorough look at nutrition.
Well, no, not really.
It ain’t thorough, mostly tasty, very little redeeming
nutritional value, more of a culinary fantasy really.
It’s pretty funny though…

Homer Ribwich

Homer seems to be stuck in a cosmic run-a-way loop
of the Doctor Strange variety over wanton protein and
the folks who love them.
I’m not even going to mention the kid with the nostril
issues, up to the third knuckle is a world record…