Growing up I wanted to be an astronaut.
My parents told me that because I was a
problem child NASA would never take me.
Apparently giving Atomic Wedgies to total
strangers that you meet on the street is
frowned upon.
Then my goal was to be a fireman.
That didn’t pan out either, I love starting fires
and watching things burn and I hate Chili.
I settled on being an ice cream man!
After watching this guy in action I’m glad
that I didn’t choose that career…

I am going to pretend it is not Fall.
Having a hard time leaving Summer behind is
an understatement.
Think Summer and all its fixin’s!
Juston McKinney has the right attitude…

The immortal Tom Lehrer, still alive and gumming it
at the young age of 94.
His zeal in performing this tune is legendary, as is the
tune itself.
Take notes, test later…

A parody of the inspirational Max Ehrman poem from 1927.
As done by Norman Rose and Melissa Manchester from a
National Lampoon 1972 album called Radio Dinner.
Listen to Max’s version and then this one, it will mess with you.
Like that lemon on your left for instance…

Dan Cummins is dark.
Not a feel good, reflective in a good way
kind of stand-up comedian.
If he can figure out how to make a fifty
car pile-up in a raging blizzard with
multiple casualties sound funny he will
make it part of his act.
And we love him for it.
The important here is “no cavities”…