SMUT

As warbled warmly by the immortal Tom Lehrer.
There is no smarter humor out there than what
Mr. Lehrer has produced over the years.
The absolute peak best of what is out there.
Some great lines here…


Street Meat

Mike Phirman is haunted by meat.
I can think of many a grand punchline to
fit that but I will refrain.
I’m a vegetarian myself, I can certainly
relate to the haunting part of the equation.
When I quit eating meat all I could smell was
Burger King, McDonalds, Wendy’s and the rest
just wafting into my nostrils from far away.
It ain’t fair I tell ya…