Author Archives: michael

The Intro and the Outro

Vivian Stanshall, Neil Innes, Roger Ruskin Spear,
“Legs” Larry Smith, and Vernon Dudley Bowhay-Nowell
were art school students in the 1960’s when the
Insanity Bug bit them…HARD!
Way ahead of their time, or way behind, not really sure.
Doesn’t matter, a great time is/was had by all.
This is a parody of sorts, of a Mike Oldfield classic,
The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band at their finest!

Beer Vs Coffee

David Crowe with a smart set on libations!
Two in particular, happen to be the most
(over)used liquid in America.
David is a very funny man, his observations on
life can be quite humorous.
One of the better ones on the circuit…


A ridiculous exercise in abject something something!
Sorry, words cannot describe the feeling that I have
for hackers and other pinheaded miscreants that would
hijack a non-profit website devoted to humor and all
the fixens.
I throw some money at it and the problem goes away.
This seems to be the key to all of life’s road bumps.
A couple of hundred versus thousands in Bitcoins, a
no-brainer if there ever was one.
Personally, I am usually a non violent human being that
never wishes ill will on anyone but if the person who
took it upon himself to hijack my site should happen to
trip and fall head first into a steaming pile of pigeon
excrement…well, who am I not to laugh my backside off?
I will pay handsomely for pictures proving that scenario!
Onward and upward!

Hacked Again!

Some Undie Smudge hacked the site again.
This time it’s blackmail, wanting me to
shift some BitCoin his way Or Else.
Poor thing, probably driven mad by the
sound of his mother entertaining drunken
sailors in the first floor rooms above him.
I have neither the time nor Bitcoin to
handle this situation right now.
I’ll be back soon, give me a little time…

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