Baked Asparagus

You Suck at Cooking with a tasty recipe for
that wonderful vegetable that makes everyone
stare at you in the bathroom.
Yes, it really happened.
I happen to love them, I eated too many and
received many an odd glance.
Great with butter…

I Can’t Resist Poutine

That’s Jim Gaffigan’s lament, and mine as well.
I grew up with poutine, it’s an outstanding snack.
And a real artery blocker!
It’s a French Canadian thing.
French Fries, semi melted cheese curd, gravy.
They usually come with a defibrillator, just in case…

Paper Plates

Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer with a bouncy ode
to the world’s favorite hot beverage.
I did the coffee thing for many years, a bugger
of a time trying to find a consistently good cup
made me quit and go back to what I grew up on.
Orange Pekoe, rolling boil, straight up!
And if it gets cold, just stick it in the microwave.
A nice cup of tea…