The Arrogant Worms with a song of self preservation.
I have taken many a martial arts class back in the day,
and every single teacher I had told me to do this if I
could, it doesn’t look good in the papers, but you
survive to live another day…

The late, great John Pinette with a look at fitness.
Or a lack thereof…

The Vestibules can make a great parody.
This is certainly one of them…

Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours with a
song of overhead fans, locked doors and solitude.
Once these are obtained you can move forward…

David Crowe was a hiking guide in his younger days.
Carrying a certain spray was essential.
If you didn’t want to be mauled mightily that is…