Red Green has something to say, about folks
who have nothing to say.
It all makes sense if you hear him say it.
He’s rooting for you…

A Classic Marx Brothers bit!
From the 1935 Flick A Night at the Opera.
Groucho with some fine wordplay, and
Chico with some dandy wordplay tomfoolery.
Takes a while to get to the punchline, but it’s
worth the wait…

The Cryptkeeper has a tune for you.
It’s creepy, but you live for it, not a problem.
Seriously, the smell must be ungodly!
Methinks that’s part of the point…

Tommy Johnagin has a sad story to tell.
He cried like a small ape.
Hard to explain, but everything with be all right.
He though about it a lot…

Things are looking up for Palpatine.
Yes, that was indeed a groaner.
He detests the mundane, and his underlings as well.
Hilarity ensues…