Andy Breckman with an optimistic look at the present.
Although, after looking at his accomplishments I’m not
entirely convinced his day went well at all.
Who am I to judge?

The is a classic piece by the late, great John Pinette.
A very well done piece, I might add.
I myself can appreciate a well cooked unit.
I won’t turnip my nose to one.
You can groan later, add some butter…

Stan Freberg was an absolute master of parody and satire,
sometimes both at the same time.
Not to mention a superb voice actor.
There’s a kernel of truth in this one.
From what I can remember, Ben Franklin wanted the
turkey to be the actual American bird that all should
revere, not the bald eagle.
This piece plays with that a bit, Charlie made a Boo-Boo…

Bananas at Large with a holiday tune of fowl intent.
I’m a veg head now, but when I ate turkey I loved a
sandwich with mayo, toasted wheat bread, and
numerous slabs of white turkey breast in the middle.
These gobblers would probably have a problem with that.
Can’t say I blame them…

Jeff Caldwell with a smart look at washing your hands.
I’m not sure what he recommends for your feet.
You’ll have to ask him…