Juston McKinney with a look at home improvement
projects, and the folks who loathe them.
I have a bunch of those, and I’m not sure where to
start…

The Frantics with a look at the Pearly Gates and the screening
process contained within.
These exclusive gated communities are always difficult.
Wouldn’t hurt to slip the old guy a gift card to Starbucks…

It is the first full day of Summer, let’s kill some pandas!
I’m kidding, put the bazooka down, don’t cause a scene.
Corky and The Juice Pigs with a classic…

An Emo Philips classic!
Voted #1 Best Religious joke of all time as determined
by a large group of European folk who appreciate
great comedy.
He makes it a great joke in that he spotlights the insane
amount of parsing involved in religion in general.
“Die Heretic!” is my new daily shout out…

I can remember a time when you could actually smoke on an airplane.
I am very glad those days are gone.
Landry and Biener are none to happy about it though.
Well, one of them anyway…