Margaret Smith with a witty set about child proofing,
doing the right thing and burning stuff…

This is the original version from 1967!
I almost posted a live version but this has the best audio…

Stan Freberg with a great piece on what makes this
nation what it is!
And Indians, real ones…

Richard Jeni with a humorous diatribe on folks
who wear striped shirts on a green field!
I’d like a soapbox like that…

Andy Griffith with a comedy classic, perfect for
this time of year!
Come out as quick as you can…

Heywood Banks with a keeper about a certain American
holiday where cheap cranberry sauce reigns supreme!

Stan Freberg with yet another genius piece of comedy
from the Stan Freberg Presents The United States of
America recording!
Gotta love that dialogue…

Yours truly is going to cheapen the holiday by
throwing the word Thanksgiving in front of
everything to make it all spiffy like and stuff.
In this case it kind of rings true because John
is describing an actual (fake) meal his sister
really (untrue) cooked at one time (never happened).
He does make an ugly vegetable pretty darned funny.
Moral of the story here is never drive around on a
cold day with a fat man who’s eaten too much…turnip!

Weird Al Yankovic with one of his signature tunes
and the added bonus of a very well done animation
by the talented RWappin!
It’s actually quite interesting to see the video
to go along with the lyrics…

Bob and Ray with a true comedic classic!
Many versions of this, all funny.
So simple a concept…