Monthly Archives: December 2017

I Janitor

The New Duncan Imperials with an ode to the hard
working, floor scrubbing, toilet washing, blue cake
throwing grunts that patrol our buildings!
Brings a tear to my eye.
Wait, that’s the ammonia…

Customer Service

David Crowe with a splendid piece on a misunderstood
sector of our society, overweight UPS drivers!
No, not at all, he does spotlight the positive
attributes of the service industry though.
Chubby delivery men wouldn’t be all that funny.
Not unless they were extremely obese and they
passed gas when they walked.
Up until they got close to the house, then not so much…