Monthly Archives: December 2018

The Martian Boogie

Brownsville Station first performed this song back in 1977!
It has splendid musicianship, styled to keep your legs
bouncing to the beat, and the lyrics aren’t half bad either.
Supposedly this was quite a gig favorite, the audiences loved it.
As do I, I’ve always been a sucker for a great novelty song.
RIP Cub Coda, you are missed…

A Nugget of Joy from Zorak: Devoured

The late, great Clay Martin Croker was the voice actor
behind Zorak, the annoying seven foot Mantis that
appeared with Space Ghost and Brak on their animated
cartoon shows.
Zorak had just the right amount of annoying qualities,
perfect for an arch nemesis…irritating, obnoxious,
and quite full of himself!
This slice is off the Space Ghost recording “Surf & Turf”.
There’s a few cuts off that release that I like to play
on the show, this is one of them.
It appears that Mantises have issues with devouring things.
I wouldn’t by a house in Zorak’s neighborhood…

Manners

Nick Thune with a set on being polite and other
things that people refuse to do!
I prefer blunt, tell it like it is, kinda folk.
With them you know what you’re getting.
It’s the Please and Thank You people that I
don’t trust, they say one thing but mean
something else entirely.
I say we put all of those insincere trouble makers
on an island somewhere!
Are you WITH me?!
And get off of my @#$%^&* lawn!!!
This has been a Public Service Announcement…

Winter Pet Games

Is Mittens getting fat lounging on the couch?
Man’s best friend packing on the off season pounds?
Sign ’em up for the Winter Pet Games!
You’ll be proud of Fido when he brings home the gold.
You can melt that down to pay for the cremation…