A brilliant, and entertaining, piece on
our relationship with the big guy.
If it were only that simple.
Maybe it is…

Tim Young on the finer points of hooking up.
I am certainly no expert in THAT field.
In college I once asked a mailbox if it
would go out with me.
It was late, I was lonely, alcohol was involved.
I have used the above line several times in my
life, I have very few regrets…

I play a few versions of this on the show.
This is my favorite.
Written by Shel Silverstein, and performed by
Bob Gibson and Shel himself on this recording.
A song of clarity, acceptance, and resignation.
Nothing to get upset about, it is inevitable.
Until then, sit back and enjoy the damned ride…

The Frantics with a pretty funny piece about
being just a tad too overzealous.
Okay, maybe a lot more than a tad.
A gentle poke at Canada’s neighbor to the south.
Some great lines here…

Jim Gaffigan with a humorous look at
eating horribly, gaining vast amounts
of weight, and dying obese and alone.
I added a little but you get the gist.
Remember kids, pizza is for losers!
Some pretty funny lines here…