Monthly Archives: February 2023

Luke Learns the Truth

Then he realizes he’s being hosed, and he splits.
Dad has stories to tell.
At least he didn’t try to claim his belly button was
an injury he received during the Battle of the Bulge.
You didn’t hear it from me but Uncle Harold throws
some mean bovine patties…


Jim Gaffigan with a humorous look at fat relatives.
No, not really his relatives, he’s describing mine actually.
But for the sake of clarity I will pretend.
Ocean dwelling, not bingo parlor.
Some great lines here…