The Beat Farmers with Country Dick Montana
singing lead and playing drums.
Yup, he is most certainly NOT depressed!
Maybe a bit too happy come to think of it…

Then he realizes he’s being hosed, and he splits.
Dad has stories to tell.
At least he didn’t try to claim his belly button was
an injury he received during the Battle of the Bulge.
You didn’t hear it from me but Uncle Harold throws
some mean bovine patties…

Jim Gaffigan with a humorous look at fat relatives.
No, not really his relatives, he’s describing mine actually.
But for the sake of clarity I will pretend.
Ocean dwelling, not bingo parlor.
Some great lines here…

The late, great Kip Addotta with an ode to that which will
be keeping company with Chicken McNuggets, Twinkies,
and Keith Richards when the bomb drops.
Has a reluctant respect for the little @#$%^&s…

“Ol’ Running Zorak” they used to call him.
’til the bunions got him…

Juston McKinney wanted a large dog, he ended up getting
two dogs that would be better suited slapped into a long
bun with some mustard and onions.
Some great lines here…

I have severe bouts with that myself.
Apathy makes the world go ’round, as they say.
Tom Wilson, with my soul’s theme song…