You Suck at Cooking with yet another look at creating scrumptious edibles.
He’s got my attention, looks really tasty.
I’m a vegetarian myself, the bacon need not be part of the mix.
Remember kids, inside of every Brussels Sprout is a tiny little head of
iceberg lettuce!
And inside of every bowling ball is a small elf who will, if freed, steal
your car, your wallet, and your prized collection of Victoria’s Secret
catalogs.
I’d go with the sprouts…

A keeper from one of my favorite stand-up comedians, Greg Warren.
He is low key, but easily riled…very intelligent, but does get addled.
Let’s face it, cranky and befuddled is much funnier than low key and
professorial in the scheme of things.
Some great lines here…

More of a lament than an actual song by Mojo Nixon and Skip Roper.
Makes you wonder, if the kid is that bad what was the mother like?
Let Mojo fill you in…

This silly little slice of animation is from the 2011 flick, Rango.
I like the movie, it has some pretty funny scenes in it that I am
more than happy to post.
Having said that, the hype is ridiculously over the top.
Check out this Fan-Boy write up “Johnny Depp is spectacular as
Rango…”.
No, no he isn’t.
He “voiced” the dialogue of an animated pet lizard that had no idea
what to do when the times got tough, a mentally challenged chameleon
with no survival skills at all, that succeeded only because of sheer luck.
At no times was he “spectacular”.
But it was entertaining, and quite funny at times.
This scene has Rango getting outwitted by a trio of brain damaged moles
Hell bent on making a large withdrawal from the local bank.
And no, it was not spectacular…

This is important, stop giggling.
Many years ago men were quite good at communicating with women.
Through the medium of a large wooden club and a handful of hair the
all important social bonding took place with incredible efficiency.
After a while this method was deemed to be cruel and demeaning and it
was unceremoniously dropped.
It’s been downhill ever since.
For men at least.
Red Green is here to give you hope…