The absolute best way to chase, tackle, subdue, and
completely emasculate a young, strapping pomegranate.
Once complete the word will go out that YOU are the
John Wick of the fruit world, and the next time you yell
at one of the little red bastards to get off of your lawn,
they WILL vacate the premises immediately!
If you don’t put your foot down now tomorrow it just
might be grapefruits wanting a piece of the action…





