Fatal Beatings


A classic comedy sketch from Rowan Atkinson and Angus Deayton.
They toured together back in the 1980’s, showcasing some superb
skits and chemistry like no other.
There is nothing quite like British comedy, these pieces more than
prove that.
Some great lines here…

Use a Knife

Todd Yohn with a look at his other job, as an Emergency Room
surgeon at a major east coast hospital.
I made that up, I am shameless like that.
Todd is simply a whittler, on the cutting edge…

Beans and Corn

Greg Warren is from the mid west, he has issues with corn.
Not a digestion thing, more of an understanding dilemma.
All I know is if you eat it raw it’s a carbohydrate, if you boil
it it’s a starch, if you beat someone with a bag of it it’s a
deadly weapon.
My probation officer told me about that last one.
Who knows, it could be a digestion problem as well…

Your Horoscope for Today

Weird Al Yankovic with a fast paced look at today’s planetary alignment.
The fat rodent saw his shadow yesterday, so there’s that.
Probably not the same thing, but dammit it’s close enough for me!
I actually don’t believe in this nonsense at all, which is pretty
understandable, being a Scorpio I’m a bit skeptical…